get (me) gone
does anyone else print out their facebook news feed so they can read it on the bus later
“Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you’re taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It’s all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows.”
Fight Club (1999) dir. David Fincher
reblog if you dont know what downton abbey is but you’re pretty sure it pisses you off
I hope the exit is joyful and I hope never to return.
The clock in my bedroom has been fifteen minutes fast for the past several years, but I woke up in the middle of the night and changed it because it’s time to grow up.
Having a crush on somebody means that you think they’re cute and you either want to crush them to death with your thighs or you want them to crush you to death with their thighs. Either way, you’re going to die.